King Condiment

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"


No! Because you’re Mustard and while you don’t compare to a summer day, you make all my days better.

I know you come from Italy and you’re first appearance was in “Apicius” in the late 4^th or early 5^th century AD, and I don’t care if you’re French, or German, or America, or whatever.  I love you’re whole extended family.

I have a habit of buying things on sale at the grocery store, if for no other reason that it was on sale.  I’m not sure I’ve ever passed up a small container of mustard on sale.  Which is why my fridge has:

And I love them all.

Ketchup on the other hand...  Well I guess it’s not all bad.