So, last night I got Matthew to read a book that he needed to.
It was time. I left him with it, with the “let me know if you have any questions” remark. Of course he didn’t have any questions. When he was going to bed I asked him if her learned anything from the book. At first he said no, then paused, and said yeah, the real names for some stuff. I smiled. Not the ones you heard on the playground were they?
It’s called blacktop dad…
Jacob was in fine form also.
Me: You know Jacob you seem to go to sleep faster when you help yourself.
Jacob: No dad, you’re not talking me into helping myself to sleep.
Me: I have a job interview on Thursday
Jacob: what would you do?
Me: Tell people what they could flush down the toilet.
Jacob: what would you do?
Me: No, really, tell people what they could flush down the toilet.
Jacob: like paper?
Me: No, some businesses have really big toilets.
Jacob: does it pay more money?
Me: yes.
Jacob: YEAH, then you can give more to me, and Matthew, and mom!
Me: Jacob, please go to sleep.
Kids are funny.
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